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Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows T-Shirt — Funny Buffalo Graphic Tee

Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows T-Shirt — Funny Buffalo Graphic Tee

Regular price $29.99 USD
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Description

Light, soft, and made to wear on slow mornings and busy trail days alike. This lightweight crew tee drapes easily over your layers and carries a cheeky, outdoorsy spirit: a retro-styled bison charging across a mountain meadow with the line “Do not pet the fluffy cows.” Short sentences. Warm colors. A gentle vintage fade that feels like a found favorite. It sits comfortably at the neck thanks to a ribbed collar and shoulder tape that keeps shape after repeat wears. Breathable ring-spun cotton and a tubular knit body mean fewer seams, less rubbing, and a cleaner silhouette whether you’re sipping coffee at the campsite or wandering a weekend farmers’ market.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, clean fit
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed graphics with pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced materials with 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Washing Instructions

Follow these simple care steps to keep your t-shirts looking new and lasting longer:

  • Wash & Dry Inside Out: A simple step that protects the graphic print and extends the life of your shirt.
  • Temperature & Detergent: Use low temperatures (machine wash warm at max 40°C or 105°F) with mild, gentle detergents. Avoid harsh chemicals and high heat.
  • Spin Cycle: Use a gentle, low-spin cycle to prevent unnecessary wear and tear on the fabric.
  • Bleaching & Dry Cleaning: Do not bleach, and do not dry-clean.
  • Drying & Ironing: Tumble dry on low heat, and iron on medium heat if needed.

Shipping Policy

We prepare and dispatch your items as quickly as possible to ensure your gear arrives ready for the trail!

Fast Processing: All orders are prepared and shipped within 24 to 48 hours of purchase.

Carrier Services: Orders are dispatched via DHL eCommerce, USPS, or ePacket to ensure the fastest delivery for your location.

Estimated Delivery Time: Typical delivery takes between 3 to 9 business days (though many orders arrive even sooner).

Order Tracking: Every shipment includes a tracking number so you can follow your package every step of the way.

Potential Delays: While we aim for speedy delivery, occasional delays due to local customs processing or postal disruptions are beyond our control.

Have questions about your order or shipping times? Feel free to contact us anytime—we're always here to help!

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